Danger is everywhere!

Danger is everywhere!


The book "Danger is everywhere" is a very comedic book, that shows you dangers that wouldn't and/or couldn't be phyisicaly possible. It also gives you advice on how to avoid certain things, like "You must ask yourself, is this cute kitten going to grow up to be a tiger or lion?!". It advises you to have the most boring of pets you can possibly think of; a rock. In fact, the docter ( That is the spelling of doctor in the book) had lost 1 pet rock on a rocky beach. Another thing that was funny is when he says at the start of the book "I was working as a life
guard at a local swimming pool and i finally realised that makes swimming pools dangeross; WATER! So i drank all the water." That couldn't be possible, as that amount of water would cause kidney failure, resulting in death. He also comes up with a plan on how to stay safe in a Supermarket, where he constantly blows a whisle to attract family members and everyone in there...


i would recomend this book to anyone who wants to avoid danger is weird and wonderful ways, however don't try them at home, as you can get seriously injured, or become dead.